Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
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