Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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