North Korea, Best Korea!
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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