please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Operation Purity has been aborted
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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