would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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