I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Holy shit dude........stairs
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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