i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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