Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
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My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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