if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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