I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
