You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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