There was a lot of him and a little penis
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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