i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
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