tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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