Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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