gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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