just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I think I sprained my soul last night
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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