I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
