I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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