At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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