covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
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You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
im on a boat
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