ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
My ATM looks so different sober.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
