Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
FUCK WHALES
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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