omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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