I wish i was in the wii world.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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