i wish starbucks made bloody marys
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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