there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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