dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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