My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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