is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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