You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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