oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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