I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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