I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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