I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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