Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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