Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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