He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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