is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
