So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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