Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
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You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
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So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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