It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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