Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
where am i from again
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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