SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
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Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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