you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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