This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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