There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
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im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Randomize