I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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