physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Randomize
