I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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