you're like a bully in the Christmas story
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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