is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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