I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
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I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize