i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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